**Given: Barney is a
cute purple dinosaur**

**Prove: Barney is
Satan**

**1) Start with the given:**

**CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR**

**2) Change all U's to V's (which is
proper latin anyway):**

**CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR**

**3) Extract all Roman Numerals:**

**C V V L D I V**

**4) Convert into Arabic values:**

**100 5 5 50 500 1 5**

**5) Add all the numbers:**

**666**

**Thus, Barney is Satan.**